You think your life is boring?
You should sit at my cubicle and listen to my co-worker,
you can't help it,
he doesn't have a clue the cubicles do not block out sound.
Everyone can hear him.
Just like the number zero, None.
His oral fixation?
Hearing himself speak!
His run . his bike ride . his dog . any given movie or television show. his shoe size . snacks and the ingredients of the last snack he ate . why and how it tasted better than the same snack he ate 9 days ago . the last crap he took . you name it, he will talk about it.
Non Stop.
I may be willing to give out his direct line if you should need proof.
Ha! I could just hear it now, you call and say "Hey ~~~~, what did you have for dinner?"
then, he gets off phone with you. And talks to everyone here about it.
"someone called me today and asked what i had for breakfast, of course it was cereal with strawberries, but i didn't tell them it was corn flakes, do you think they will call back? i used two percent milk, all out of skim, i think i am going to have tuna for lunch, o look a puppy!" and on and on.....
Seriously.
