cubical life

You think your life is boring? 

You should sit at my cubicle and listen to my co-worker, 

you can't help it, 

he doesn't have a clue the cubicles do not block out sound. 

Everyone can hear him. 

Just like the number zero, None. 

His oral fixation? 

Hearing himself speak! 

His run . his bike ride . his dog . any given movie or television show. his shoe size . snacks and the ingredients of the last snack he ate . why and how it tasted better than the same snack he ate 9 days ago . the last crap he took . you name it, he will talk about it.  

Non Stop.  

I may be willing to give out his direct line if you should need proof. 

Ha! I could just hear it now, you call and say "Hey ~~~~, what did you have for dinner?" 

then, he gets off phone with you.  And talks to everyone here about it. 

"someone called me today and asked what i had for breakfast, of course it was cereal with strawberries, but i didn't tell them it was corn flakes, do you think they will call back? i used two percent milk, all out of skim, i think i am going to have tuna for lunch, o look a puppy!" and on and on.....

Seriously.